Things You Will Never Hear John F. Kerry Say

The nabob of nuance, John F. Kerry, stuck his French manicured foot in it this time with the following...

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq.

A surprise from the mouth of a Lib?
Not really.
Not from those who more often than not show their elitist distaste and outright disgust for all things patriotic. Not from those seemingly born with an almost genetic inability to comprehend how any decent, intelligent American would actually choose to serve his or her country. And surely not from the cut and run/peace at all cost crowd whose inbred need to demean and abase our soldiers seems to know no bounds.
Ah, but that is drifting away from the point of this essay. And that is, Things You Will Never Hear John F. Kerry Say.

You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't...

...it will be your own damn fault and yours alone that you are forever stuck in a minimum wage job.
...you’ll spend the rest of your worthless adult life leeching off those who did.
...you, personally, are final proof of the ridiculousness of the theory of evolution.
...hey, you could always move to Paris and become “disaffected”.
...no need to fret, little Democrat, Mother Government will always be there to protect you from all your bad decisions.
...no worries, there’s always ‘income redistribution’.
...it looks like it’s back to the ghetto for you, home boy.
...you can always find work in Hollywood.
...it’s the rich, Halliburton, Big Oil, and evil corporations’ fault.
...Hell, isn’t that what Socialism is for?
...then you’re more than smart enough to vote in Nancy Pelosi as third in the Presidential line of succession.

Ah, now that was fun. Poking fun at Lurch on Halloween, it don’t get no better than that.