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Psst, MSM, did you hear?

Sandy Berger pled guilty to stealing confidential
documents from the National Archives. Don’t tell the Republicans, New York Times...they might take his admission in the wrong way. And he cut them up with scissors...but don’t let the American people know about that MSNBC, they could think he’s done something illegal. He was found guilty and basically given a slap on the wrist...did you hear that Ms. Couric? Better keep it under your hat though, you know how the little people are talking about the judiciary, no reason to fan those flames.

Hey, it’s not like these documents had any national security information in them, right Chris Matthews? How could letting someone basically get off Scott free while stealing confidential documents possibly be a bad thing. But just the same L.A. Times, let’s just keep it on the down low.

Ooh, and did you hear how our nuance loving Senator from Massachusetts outed a CIA agent? You didn’t? Good. We should probably keep that quiet too, Mr. Maher.
That damn John Bolton set him up I think. He kept referring to the agent as John Smith, how pat is that? Of course, Mr. Kerry would be confused. Of course he would slip and call him by his given name, who wouldn’t Brian Williams? Even so, let’s keep it between me and you, Mr. Koppel. Wouldn’t want the Right wingers throwing the whole Wilson/Novak conspiracy right back at us would we? Not after we had it pinned directly on the chest of Karl Rove.

So, let’s agree to ignore these stories. No one will know what we don’t tell them, right? I’m sure you’ve got some Abu Grahib stories you can run, right?

Or better yet, did you hear Jimmy Carter didn’t get to ride on Air Force One?