Katie Couric-Air Marshall

Air Passenger: I’VE GOT A BOMB!!!
Air Marshall: STOP!!! AIR MARSHALL!!! POLICE!!! GET YOUR HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM!!!
Air Passenger: I’VE GOT A BOMB!!!
Air Marshall: GET ON THE GROUND!!!
Air Passenger: I’VE GOT A BOMB!!!
Air Marshall: ARE YOU BI-POLAR?!?
Air Passenger: Eh?
Air Marshall: HAVE YOU TAKEN YOUR MEDICATION?!?
Air Passenger: What the hell are you talking about...
Air Marshall: ARE YOU SOMEONE’S HUSBAND?!?
Air Passenger: Didn’t you hear what I said, I’VE GOT A...
Air Marshall: DID YOU DRINK TOO MUCH LIQUOR ON THE PLANE?!? MAYBE TOO MUCH CAFFEINE?!?
Air Passenger: What are you, an idiot? I HAVE A BOMB, YOU FOOL!!!
Air Marshall: DO YOU HAVE NARCOLEPSY, DIABETES, SYPHILIS?!?
Air Passenger: THAT’S IT, I’M BLOWIN’ YOUR ASS UP...
Air Marshall: PMS, POST-PARTUM DEPRESSION?!?
Air Passenger: I’VE...
Air Marshall: MIGRAINE?!?
Air Passenger: GOT...
Air Marshall: THAT NOT SO FRESH FEELING?!?
Air Passenger: A...
Air Marshall: HEADACHE?!? THE SNIFFLES?!?
BOOM