There is a Cure

A shout out to Dennis Prager who today was discussing how a parent feels when a child decides to join the Marines. He alluded to and finally came to the conclusion that Liberalism is basically a feminine ideology.
That got Cracker and I to thinking.
If one looks at much that is connected to the ideology of Liberalism, one finds Mr. Prager’s thoughts hold much merit.
Let us start by looking at Socialism. A Liberal cornerstone. Women, by and large are much more social creatures than men. They often cocoon themselves with friends and family, working together for a common cause. They are, and ladies these are generalizations, much less likely to be competitive than the average man. Competition is at it foundation capitalism. Liberals hate Capitalism. Liberals seem not to understand, and thus fear competition. How many men have heard their significant others ask them, “Why are you and your friends so competitive? I just don’t get it. Me and my girlfriends don’t feel any need to act in such a loutish manner.” Of course, Hillary is the exception that proves the rule, but we’ll get back to that later.
Next, Liberals are the party of appeasement. They, for the most part tend to be non-confrontational. Sound familiar to any of you ladies? How many Oprah programs are about this very trait. ‘Women must learn to say No’. Ever heard that statement? Pick up this months Cosmopolitan. This does not mean the feminine is not argumentative...we know that is just not true. But for the most part women tend to avoid a physical altercation at all costs. The masculine knows there are times it’s unavoidable. Liberals will fight, but normally verbally and only with an enemy they feel is safe. I.E. screaming about the horrors of ‘the glass ceiling’ in the U.S., but ignoring the true outrage of female circumcision in the Middle East and Africa.
And of course there is the characteristic of nurturing. A feminine trait if there ever was one. The sometimes painfully illogical feeling that one must help the needy with every single solitary aspect of their lives. The feeling that the every person, even those who make mistake after mistake in their own private lives, deserve societies help. Require societies protection. Rely on Mother Government for every petty want and desire. Thus fostering the need to be needed. Which brings us to our next point.
Liberals show their feminine side in their almost self sacrificing need to be loved. There seems to be no point too low for them to crouch just to feel loved by the world community. They will admit to anything just to look good to the French and Kofi Anan. Ladies, don’t be insulted here, but the fact is you will do things to yourselves no real man on Earth would even consider doing just to be noticed or admired.
These are but a few of the analogous comparisons between Liberals and the feminine. But what do we learn from this? I’m not sure what a sane, logical human would learn, but here is what Cracker and I came up with. That if Liberals are effeminate, then what has caused this? It very well could be the radical feminist agenda and the feminization of America, but we feel it is something much more profound. We believe that Liberals lack testosterone. They simply have a chemical imbalance. And thus they can be cured.
Here is our plan. We are collaborating with a major pharmaceutical company to market testosterone tablets. They will be sold under the name of ‘Just Grow Some’. They will be available in various doses, depending on the level of mental dysfunction. They range from aspirin size tablets for people like John McCain, to pills the size of grapefruits for Howard Dean and Ted Kennedy...Hey, Mr. Kennedy that might taste good with vodka!
We are not naive. We understand that many Liberals will choose not to self medicate and cure their personality disorders, so we have a Plan ‘B’. We are contacting NASA in regards to a cloud seeding program to begin at once.
So you might want to keep an eye on CNN and CSPAN and watch for your favorite Progressives squirming in their seats. We promised to return to Ms. Clinton and here is where she fits in. Most probably you won’t notice much difference in the personality of this sweet lady...for much the same reason you wouldn’t see a change in Rosie O’Donnell.