20 Questions

Because I am infinitely curious, questions often pop into my mind that I am too ignorant to personally answer. So, here is your opportunity to show me just how deep my ignorance runs. I am looking for answers to the twenty questions listed below.
Logical, even-tempered, thoughtful answers need only apply.

1) What is the Islamic view on abortion?
2) Explain the meaning of ‘The worst economy since the Great Depression’.
3) What is the Islamic view on Gay marriage?
4) What’s the deal with Harry Potter? I just don’t get it.
5) What is the Islamic view on Atheism?
6) Is anyone ever to blame for anything they do...other than Bush, I mean?
7) What is the Islamic view on passing out condoms in school?
8) What takes more faith, to believe the universe was created or to believe that it wasn’t?
9) What is the Islamic view on pornography?
10) How does the ‘Death Tax’ not amount to slavery?
11) What is the Islamic view of diversity?
12) Do the writers of ‘Six Feet Under’ want us to believe that all Liberals are as big of losers as the characters on the show?
13) What is the Islamic view of capital punishment?
14) Don’t you hate track back spam?
15) What is the Islamic view on feminism?
16) Do you really ever own your property if the government can take it from you at any time for any reason?
17) What is the Islamic view on affirmative action?
18) Has Socialism ever worked anywhere? Anytime?
19) What is the Islamic view on Liberalism?
20) Do you really want to live under Sharia Law?