More Than a Handful of Plastique is a Waste

'In response to numerous complaints from women, the government has ordered airport security personnel to avoid touching female passengers between their breasts when performing patdowns.
Security screeners now will keep their hands to the "chest perimeter" of women unless detection equipment picks up the possibility that they are hiding explosives between their breasts.
The new method takes into consideration passenger discomfort while remaining steadfast in mitigating risks, said Transportation Security Administration spokesman Mark Hatfield.’

Just great TSA, now I have two things I need to keep an eye on next time I fly. Men of Arabic descent ages 18 to 35, and women’s breasts...hey, hold on a second....Well, jeez, a very Merry Christmas to you too TSA! And Merry Christmas to you you old savings and loan....