The True Face of Islam?

This was sent to a cohort of mine over @ The Wide Awakes

From: Shahid Mohammed Khairul
Date: Fri, 4 Mar 2005 19:21:28 -0800 (PST)
Subject: Re:
To: xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx


Allah will punish you inshallah! You will be punished badley inshallah
from god allah the creator who created you and your mother... Be ready
any time he will tell you ...............ya khuda is insaan par ghazab
dhal dei amine sum amin.
My name is shahid, I'm a muslim by the grace of allah, I want to tell
you that you are a satan and inshallah allah will punish you and you
will cry but then no body will be there to hear you but allah will be
there....you will cry for death but your death will not come sooner....be
ready for this. Allah will punish you.... You did very wrong, you hurt
me and my heart, and I'm crying right now, I have tears in my heart
because what you are trying to do is not harmless for us but is for you
because you are saying bad about your master allah ??? Nauz u bila.... I
want you to say toba because his ("allah") rehmat and blessings are
always every where but if you will not regret on your sin then you and your
team will see the allah this time.... And no body will save you this is
my promise. Keep this mail save and reply me when he will punish you
... I know you will tell me by the grace of lord allah, the creator of
all the creations... May allah take care of this metter... Amine sum
amine.. Allah hafiz a muslim of allah , who is sweatest among the
sweatest and beautiful among the beautiful., And greatest among the
greatest.

And my reply...

Who is this Allah guy, he sounds pretty cool. Does he like to fish, 'cuz I like to fish. And the pre-spawn bite is on! But he'll have to cut back on the whole destruction and torture thing...it doesn't play well here in the Mid-West. You know I've heard guys who are not really sure about their sexuality tend to go overboard in the whole 'acting like a man' thing. Maybe you could, in a friendly non-judgemental way, give him the heads up on Viagra.
And how can I become one of those Muslim thingies? I'm a member of the Moose here in town, that wouldn't be a problem would it? I hear it's like virgins on parade over there in your religion....sweet!
Does Allah really have a problem with body sweat? Is he actually the 'sweatest among the sweatest'? Cuz I think that's curable. Some guy down in Mexico does some kind of glandular surgery for that.
And dude, you really need to work on your typing. Alot of stuff in your e-mail, those aren't even words! Although I knew this one guy once who spoke in tongues...man he was nuts. Maybe you met him at the asylum?
In your writing you said 'you are a satan and inshallah'. That's just rude, homey. Didn't your mom ever tell you not to call people names. My Social Studies teacher told me it hurts their self esteem. Oh, but your mom probably didn't spend a whole lot of time with you, huh? Especially after the honor killing thing. She did seem awfully close to your uncle.
Lastly, I see from your e-mail that you are crying....don't be sad. When the Marines rush your compound I'm sure your pain will be short lived. Maybe then you should just spend your last moments as Allah forsakes you thinking 'Maybe I should have kept my stupid, idle threatening Islamo-Fascist trap shut.'