Rubbing It In Their Wounds

With the recent revival of news stories dealing with the post election Liberal flight to Canada, I have decided that the only compassionate thing for me to do is to offer my help. With this in mind I have decided to initiate a new program. The Sponsor A Liberal Team or SALT.

SALT is a program designed to help offset the costs accrued by any Leftist whom chooses to permanently move to the Great White North. Just imagine the searing pain of those who voted for John Kerry, only to have Democracy bite them in the ass. Be empathic, if you can, to the Progressives who sent so much money to Mr. Kerry’s campaign that they can now not even afford their own private health care. Try to have a little compassion for those poor souls who have had to survive this ‘greatest economy since the great depression’. Who have lived through the brutal torture perpetrated on them by the Hitler-like sitting president.

Please Conservatives, as we know you are all rich, please have some compassion. Your neighbors need your help. Here is how you can give it. Just send a self addresses stamped envelope along with your generous donation of $50.00 to:

SALT
Sticks and Stones
123 Some Pl.
Nowheresville, IL 12345-6789

In return you will receive a hand written letter from your liberal friend, a photo of your own personal liberal next to the International Falls border station, and a gift certificate to the upcoming Ward Churchill/Eason Jordan speaking tour, entitled “Canada: Sure We Killed a Bunch of Indians, Eh...But Our Journalists Remain Pretty Safe.”
So don’t wait, donate now! Those in need should not have to suffer one more minute...and neither should we.

Postscript
And for those of you who wish a more hands on approach to your charity, Uncivil Rights has a program just for you...visit here @ Limos For Liberals.